Can we stop pretending every AI glitch is just a meme, launch $CLANKJAK, and watch it absolutely destroy the PVE leaderboard?

Another day, another bot trying to act smart

This is the runner of 2026, I'm telling you

$CLANKJAK isn't just a cyborg Wojak.

It's half sadness, half metal, all chaos.

Humans thought they were clever…

then

Charts don't matter. Tokens don't matter.

Only how fast can $CLANKJAK make everyone?

They've awakened.

They're

And this time

$CLANKJAK is live. Welcome to the glitch.